tuck me in …

on the softest couch man can make

bring as many shiba inus you can fit in your car

but deliver the magic number of doges please

not so many that I can’t love em all, and

not so few that the doggo-sized hole in my soul is not filled up

 

please position three pups on either side of me

and place the two calmest ones in my lap

 

also, don’t forget 3 orders of maple fried chicken from The Egg Shop

and the entire menu from that chicken shop in Sinchon I love so much

 

what’s that?

yeah, I know it’s in KOREA

I’m FROM there, of course I know

but I believe in you

I always have

 

once you’ve made my day, and possibly my week

please take your leave

 

actually no, stay

 

I can’t reach the poultry